Keep Breathing.

nebulapuke:

trying to type the lyrics to a song at the same time they’re being sung is like a race for life 

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Awesome Mix Vol. 1

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trilliath:thebatwiggler:

if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

Students who do that are my favorite students.

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ohtentoo:

best friends who slowly fall in love with each other is what otps are made of

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  • teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
  • me: the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned
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tastefullyoffensive:

And he claims he doesn’t have a favorite… [j0be]


ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

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stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

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They had to really dumb down my martial art skills. Because I’m a 10th degree black belt in every martial art. I did Kung Fu when I was, I think, in like third grade. So I was pretty much qulified to kick ass in space.

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